It was a rainy, wet day, and the sun beat down upon this tiny tropical island making everything sweat like beads of water on the side of a glass. Usually, the island was quiet except for the sounds of the native animals. Usually! But today, coming from deep within the heart of the tropical rain forest was a terrible sound like that of a child crying. At the same time, less than 3 miles away, came the sound of a boat roaring across the sea like a lion calling order to his pride. On this boat were four brave men, Mr. T “I pity the fool who made me get on this boat!” Arnold Schwarzenegger “I’ll terminate you and all you funding for this program because I am the governor of Cal-e-for-nia!” Gary Coleman, “Watch you talking about Arnold!” and the amazing Chuck Norris! These men were sent on a special mission to find MJ and rescue him. Suddenly, a huge wave hit the boat and split it in two. Chuck grabbed everyone and carried them all on his back to the safety of the island. They looked around. Gary said, “Where the afflictions are we Chuck?” Mr.T “From what I see it looks like Haiti!” Arnold replied, “We need to find Shawn Conner!” Mr. T. NO we don’t you fool! We need to find the King of Pop!” Chuck Norris replied, “Shuush! Listen. We are the B team and can do this! Follow me, I think we should go through there!” The rest of the B team looked where Chuck pointed, and then looked at each other with shock on all of their faces. Chuck led the way into a dark dark hole, when suddenly….
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Chuck led the way into a dark dark hole, when suddenly….there was a bright light, and somebody screamed. Everyone looked around and after a head count Gary Coleman was missing! "Where did he go?" Arnold asked. Some birds scattered a few yards away, so they headed there as fast as a jaguar chasing after its prey. When they got there, they saw a majestic, green land. It was filled with flowers of every type, and smelled like fresh made butterscotch. Everything felt fragile and soft, as if it were from another planet. But it was what was in the center of it that amazed the men. In it, they saw that it opened into a meadow. There were animals everywhere, and on a deer was Gary Coleman. Arnold said, "Gary, what are you doing up there?" Mr. T added "I pity the fool who is shorter than a deer!" Chuck said" I've ridden bigger" Gary was about to say something, when the earth started to shake, there was a strange noise in the distance, and an object blocked out the sun. There was a vivid flash, and then...
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They suddenly saw that the flash was something strange.... It looked yellow, had wings, a scorpion tail, and a leopard body...It was a strange animal with a lion’s head. It was a giant Orc and it said "Burmazalok Nok'a kek latukep". Mr.T said "I PITTY THE FOOL WHO MADE THAT LANGUAGE!" Chuck Norris said "What? I get it!" They all suddenly turned there heads down and saw that the Orc had weapons: a blunt mace sword, and a bow and arrow. They realized that he probably had a colony. The B team didn’t know what to do until the Orc grabbed them and tied them to this strange animal. The animal used this weird toxic gas and knocked the B team out. In about an hour they woke up surrounded by giant green orcs. They got taken to the master orc, named THOR; he wore jewelry and much other gear that the other orcs did not have. Thor said " Keshkala Lopsam loosham Belas dos na ka!" The B team was glad that they had Chuck Norris, who was a master traslater.Chuck interpreted the Orc’s words “The Orc asks Why are you in my kingdom young humans?" The B team replied " We are on a mission to find MJ!" Chuck translated "Kelosh Modslak Kookes Noshas nofum tacu MJ" Thor replied " Buhahahaha! Nocu shas kala moshka loosi lak no ku MJ!" Chuck Norris interpeted " Why were you found on our territory trying to find this MJ? We have the best Territory system and we have no creatures known as MJ here.... But you will not be leaving........"Thor says " NO KY MEEKUSHA LUAK" Chuck looked to the B team and yelled "Run…Thor has called for the GAURDS!!!!!!" The B team was about to run when......
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The B team was about to run when......a giant shadow was cast upon them, and all the orcs were quieter than a classroom of students taking the STAR test! The B team fell silent as well. There was an eyeclops standing before them; at last it spoke, “I have come to help the ones who speak of MJ. You see, his music has brought joy to my life, and I have tried moonwalks that have ended with me squishing islands like Krokatoa.” Then Mr. T said, “That would be us fool! We are here to help MJ!” Suddenly the giant eyeclops grabbed the members of the B team and took them to its house. He set them next to a tree and said, “Beware of….” He never got to finish his warning because just then….
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He set them next to a tree and said… “Beware of…” He never got to finish his warning because just then…music burst into their ears as if they were at a concert in an arena. The giant eyeclops began to moonwalk and spin on his toes. The men recognized the music and who was singing. It was the King of Pop and he was singing a bizarre version of “Thriller.” The B team ran towards the music. They saw a giant stage and in the center, performing was MJ. He was singing and dancing but he was in a terrible state of health. His bones were visible, he had bags under his eyes; his moves were clumsy, and he had to take many loud breaths that made him sound like a broken fan. As the men watched from the bushes, they noticed another man there. They couldn’t see his face because it was obscured by a red mask. He stood and ran to MJ. He grabbed him and was about to leave when the B team…..
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He grabbed MJ and was about to leave when the B team watched in amazement as Chuck Norris grabbed Gary Coleman and threw him like a missile at the man in the red mask. Gary, quickly tucked his body in so close he looked like a baseball. He hit the man so hard in the back that the red mask flew off his face. Gary was winded, the man was unconscious on the ground; MJ started laughing ! Chuck Norris ran up to the men faster than lightening. Chuck turned him over and Arnold exclaimed, “I knew it, Sean Conner!” Mr. T exclaimed, “I pity you, you fool! That is not Sean Conner! That is Lady GaGa!” MJ sang “Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!” Rrriiinnngggg…an alarm went off. Gary Coleman set up in bed. “Awesome! I know the perfect story for getting back into movies!”
The End
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an alien spaceship landed on the island.They were all scared.Mr.T started screaming like a little girl.Then chuck norris said "I pitty the foo who invented screaming like a little girl".The alien said we co-me in pe-ace."What have you come for said Mr.T".Then the alien started talking in alien language,it was saying shamfcallack poofyrie poof calla boogie.Chuck Norris said "I pitty the foo who made that capoof language".Then suddenly they heard a scream...
There was a big explosion in the back ground. The eyteclops just fainted. Arnold checked his pulse."The eyeclops is dead. They saw a door and went through it. They saw the same room. they past each room with same thing. Arnold started crying.He said they were going to die. Then Mr. T said" i pity the foo who cries. Then MJ suddenly appears. He starts singing Thriller and everyone cries. Then suddenly........
when the b team was seen by the red masked guy! The man ran towards the b team like a hornet! The B team scream in shockness. As that happened Mj ran off stage> He fell to his knees. He was as pale as death.He was as weak as a bullet made of tissue. They all saw that. They pushed aside the man and ran to MJ. The only thing MJ said was that he was okay. BUt he wasn't even a tree could notice. Mj hadn't made eye contact and the minute he did the B team saw that he had bloodshot eyes. MJ said"I dont know why you guys were sent to save, I deserve this." Mr.t said " I pitty the fool who doesn't know what he says and theats you right now". Mj said" I chose this destiny" everybody looked a t eachother with puzzled faces"
But the rest is another tale to share!!!
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The B team found a underground passageway, it let to the stage. That is where they found MJ getting carried to the Master Orc. So they jumped on the stage and ran to rescue MJ. Chuck Norris grabed him and put him on his sholder and ran to find a boat. Then they went back to their homes. They kept a close watch on MJ so he wouldn't be captured again. They all went to dinner at Mr.T's.
suddenly yelled, "ATTACK!!" They chased the man, who tried to outrun them, but failed. They caught up to him faster than a puma to its prey. they jumped on top of him, and he let go of Michael. "Oh thank you," Michael said. "It was nothing," Arnold said. "No problem," said Chuck. " No problem fool," Mr. T added. just then Gary caught up to them, out of breath. They hand-cuffed the man and called for back-up. Within 10 minutes, the sky was full of choppers creating such a wind around them that the trees danced in the sunlight. Sylvester Stalone parachuted down to them. "Good job boys," he said. "I watched the whole thing from mission control. Now, to see who's behind the mask." He reached over to the masked man, and lifted the mask up and over his face. The men were amazed at what they saw. The culprit was none other than a native of the island. "His music interests my islands people.", he said. So, the islander went to jail, the four men, and Sylvester, got honorary badges, and Michael was set free.
He grabbed him and was about to leave when the B team... Heard a gun shot.The masked man took the bullet.It scraped his arm.He yelled in pain. Mr. T grabbed him by his shirt and said,"I pity you for taking Michael fool."He pulled his arm back to punch him when Michael grabbed it and told him,"Violence is never the answer."Arnold said,"In less your the terminator."Gary said,"Not even then."Michael,"This is what happen.All the people were picking on me ,so he decided to bring me out here."By the way he is my friend also were practicing for my This Is It tour.Mr. T "So I don't have to pity this fool."Gary,"No you don't have to."Michael,"I was showing him how I do Thriller when I am tired.The masked guy says,"Michael I am sorry I am not who you think I am.I am really (the guy pulls off his mask)ACHMED!Everyone was astonished.They pushed him and ran.Mr. T picked up Michael. When they got far enought away.Achmed pulled out his phone and called 911.They were all rescued.
Graved mj's shirt and ran back to the tree and ascaped from the man and got back to the island and saved mj and he got his rest and he sleep for one day and he woke up at 12:00 midnight and said I feal beeter now the dark cave th ey were in he said it looks different so mj and the b team walked out and mr.t was in the shado. they said we found mj he was at a concert and mj said no i wasent they said yes you were you looked like you were drunk mj said i was not drunk i just havent got no sleep that day but as long as i got you here we are fin so no werry.
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